Thursday, January 1, 2009

YOU MAY LIVE IN MISSISSIPPI......................

***If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Mississippi.
***If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Mississippi.
***If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Mississippi.
***If 'Vacation' means going anywhere south of Tupelo for the weekend, you may live in Mississippi.
***If you measure distance in hours, you may live inMississippi.
***If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Mississippi.
***If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Mississippi.
***If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Mississippi.
***If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph --you're going 80 and everybody is passing you, you may live in Mississippi.
***If you find 60 degrees 'a little chilly', you may live in Mississippi.

7 comments:

Andrea said...

WHauahahhaaaa!! Those are too funny!! A lot of those apply for us Louisianans too!! I so can talk to people who dial the wrong number!! LOL!! Those are funny.

My husband is Stacy Touchet he is 30. He rode for McNeese Univeristy and he rode in the Little Britches Rodeo. He was the all around cowboy in '97, in bareback, saddle bronc, and bulls. I will ask my hubby about your boys, I am sure he knows them!!

Beemoosie said...

Wow...I'm surely not in Mississippi~it was 10 degrees today up here!!! LOL!!
Happy New Year to you and Yours!

BClark said...

Well I can relate to most of that, so funny. The parka and shorts would be FL. Much of the rest would be most any where else I have lived.

Best New Year to you and yours.

Renie Burghardt said...

I enjoyed these and can relate as well, to most of them.

Happy New Year, Laura!

Hugs,

Renie

Unknown said...

Ha! That's funny!

I have jumper cables - but only in my truck. Not the car.

Mississippi Songbird said...

lololol.. I represent that remark!!!! Don't you love all this rain???? Hope all is well and that this New YEar is wonderful for you and your family! Bunches of hugs....

Tina Leavy said...

haha..those work for Florida too LOL hey ..how's it been? it's down right cold here! yep..under 60..so I'm wimping here..lol
hey..did you get those show bows in the mail yet?
hope so. enjoy.
hugs,Tina